I'm Zach

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jabberjaque:

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stillaliveglados:

((Red))

((i would grab all of them and run like fuck to take them at a water fountain or something))

((Blue, so I can be with a certain someone right now ^^”))

Blue, cause teleporting behind someone, grabbing them and teleporting into the air is far more effective than any martial art.

blllUUUEEEEE flying all the way

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dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

this is a fucking bee

this is a fucking hornet

this is a fucking wasp

as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

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cockkkkkkkk:

omfg i need to get a nose job asap

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nyehridan-artpora:

lalulutres:

worried that squirrels were eating all the birdseed, so we set up a camera

i do not think that is a squirrel

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krabwatch:

finally an option that fits me

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pimposaur:

In 2007, the seniors at my high school spray painted this on the roof of one of the buildings at school for a senior prank. It was only discovered a year later after a news reporter in a helicopter spotted it and reported it to the school.

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overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

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